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Gem-Encrusted Phone
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Kilt Weight
Item# kilt-weight
$3,999.99
$4,000.00
Size:
Medium (+$0)
Large (+$500)
Friggin' Huge ($1280)
Color:
Gold (+$0)
Platinum (+$4000)
Unobtainium (+$999999)
Availability:
Usually ships the next business day
Qty:
Only the finest in Moroccan lead to keep your hems at a decent height. No seven-year itch for you, no ma'am! Er, sir!
Accessories
Gem-Encrusted Phone
$9,999.99
$10,000.00
